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Duffs News 05-28-2009

 

The feel good story of the day......
Samsung is recalling 160,000  of the those "I've fallen and I can't get up " Jitterbug phones...
-Seems It Can't call 911 in certain areas
-It Can't be fixed via OTA
-Samsung sending out, Hand written recall letters using fountain ink pens,
and mailing out via pony express, should arrive in in a month or so to end users..

-My God the phone was designed for Mr.,Magoo,
How could they mess up something so simple,
the phone has like what 3 buttons..............

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This just in....
Verizon to Sell Palm Pre in by end of 2009 
and New Blackberry Storm ....

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Stop Texting!!, Stop Tweeting!!, Stop IM' ing!!, Stop Facebooking!!,
 It's dinner time,  not I'll watch your thumbs moving as you stare at your little screen
while your stuffing your mouth time....
says Mrs.Church lady ....Aren't you Speciallllllllllllllll.....
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Your Hot and Your Cold , Your Yes than your No....
AT&T Exec chimes in -we will sell the Palm Pre after Sprint Exclusivity runs out...
-They also want to roll out Google Android Phones....
In the same breath CEO says, Smartphones are also choking the AT&T network....????
Make up your mind....
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Small sample, but here's a ranking of the best mobile broadband service  (UM175 used as example)
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Creepy Study 
A Real study: must of been conducted by perv Doc,
Not sure if his name is Dr. Pedofi-lee..
He says "Sexting is no worse than Spin the bottle..."
Boy this guys nuts, 

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Your money or your life
You got to love Verizon.....
search crews frantically trying to help lost man,
hey Verizon can you help us by turning mans phone on,
sure pay us some of his past due balance and we'll be glad to help ya....